I Don’t Know How to Screw With People Online.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl
You: 25/m
Stranger: 45/f
You: I’m using this site as a way to offer strangers totally free anonymous advice.
Stranger: on how to get a young cock i hope haha
You: um.
Stranger: like yours..
You: well…is that something you need advice on?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: actually, im not 45 or a chick
Stranger: im 23 and a dude
Stranger: and i have a big problem
You: i’m listening.
Stranger: shit this cant be just chance
Stranger: this is so fucking wierd
Stranger: youre really going to help me?
You: just know, i’m prepared to answer real questions but i can handle jokes.
You: it doesnt matter
You: i’m an open book.
You: ANYTHING GOES.
Stranger: my minister told me that god would send someone to help me
Stranger: i have a problem
You: yes?
You: I’m ready for either the realest problem ever or the funniest joke.
Stranger: i work at a school
You: yes.
Stranger: with preschoolers actually
You: okay.
Stranger: sometimes while the rest are out at recess i ask this one little girl. lets just call her rebecca. to stay inside with me
Stranger: and i cant stop touching her
Stranger: what do i do
You: well…
You: i’ll say that i could give you a real answer to this
You: BUT
Stranger: i even started to have intercoarse with her
You: you did say you a 45 yr old woman who wanted young cock.
You: so..this is a joke.
You: so, do you want a joke answer?
Stranger: its really not i need help please dont go
You: Well the real answer is stop doing it.
Stranger: i cant
You: and the joke answer is: stop doing it because preschool aged girls are like a pandora’s box.
You: and on the inside is pure evil that you’ll release into the world.
You: demons, goblins, etc.
Stranger: or my hot juicy cum
You: also, dragons.
Stranger: ROFLOFLOFL
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: convincing? had i not botched it in the beginning by saying the whole lady thing
Stranger: hahaha
You: You started off really strong
Stranger: when? haha
You: like…if that woman thing wasnt there
You: you were selling it.
Stranger: hahah nice
Stranger: shit
Stranger: i shoulda let you finish what you were saying from the start
You: hhahaha
Stranger: youd think i was some really fucked up douche
You: yeah you could have really drawn it out
You: i care! i wouldve stuck with you
Stranger: damn it haha
Stranger: haha how could you have helped someone like that
You: let THIS be your advice on how to screw with people on omegle. realer is always better.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: like act real?
You: yeah
Stranger: and say fucked up shit like i did earlier
Stranger: like go around asking for help haha
You: details help
You: not specifically gross
You: okay well i hope I helped you wreak havoc and destruction across the internet
Stranger: nice
You: now go forth and make me proud.
You have disconnected.
