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A lot of these questions come from anon. users on omegle.com.

Advice RE: My Mother.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hello
You: Would you like some anonymous advice?
Stranger: yes
You: totally free and unbiased
You: what’s on your mind?
Stranger: your mothers vah vah
You: sure!
You: you want advice about it?
Stranger: ahhhhh
You: I don’t know much about it, but I’ll do my best.
Stranger: you lose
Your conversational partner has disconnected.