March 2009
4 posts
I Don't Know How to Screw With People Online.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hello! Stranger: asl You: 25/m Stranger: 45/f You: I’m using this site as a way to offer strangers totally free anonymous advice. Stranger: on how to get a young cock i hope haha You: um. Stranger: like yours.. You: well…is that something you need advice on? Stranger: yeah Stranger: actually, im not 45 or a...
I Think I'm in Love W/My Ex-Girlfriend.
Stranger: i think I am in love with my ex girlfriend, what should I do? You: hmm. You: this is tough. You: how long were you 2 together? Stranger: on an off about 1.5 years You: and who broke up with who? Stranger: we were both getting out of long-ish relationships when we met, so from the beginning it was probably a bad idea, but mainly because I am in the military and after a short deployment we...
Advice RE: My Mother.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello! Stranger: hello You: Would you like some anonymous advice? Stranger: yes You: totally free and unbiased You: what’s on your mind? Stranger: your mothers vah vah You: sure! You: you want advice about it? Stranger: ahhhhh You: I don’t know much about it, but I’ll do my best. Stranger: you lose Your conversational...
How To Attract a Man.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Would you like some free anonymous advice? Stranger: I just want to cyber You: um You: can i phrase my responses to sound like advice? Stranger: just pretend to fuck me Stranger: thats all i want Stranger: some hot cyber sex You: you can pretend to fuck me and i’ll find constructive ways to help you improve? Stranger: i walk into...
February 2009
1 post
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